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The 420th Crusade
04:28
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THE 420th CRUSADE
Prepare the extermination machines
We stand at the brink of war
Vowing till death to fight
against pot oppression
The laws and legislation put into place
will all be erased
From its ashes a new world order
But first they have to pay!
the blood is flowing….
The call of the aPOTcalypse is nigh!
The call of the aPOTcalypse is nigh!
Stoner soldiers march to certain death
Our pointless lives will finally have true meaning in war!
Vengeance will be ours!
THE 420TH CRUSADE
Behold the giant clouds of smoke billowing up from the battlefield
Chronic killers, Dank bud domination, Poser extermination
Total chaos erupts as we make the first strike
on these crooked politicians with no right
they think they can decide how we enjoy ourselves?
We're forced to obey
Never again will we be treated as their slaves
Rolling the doobies for the slaughter
We must get high for all the murder
Blazing up as we form rank
Mighty warriors pledging allegiance to the dank
Corpses piled up to the sky
our brutal vengeance
will not be denied
empty eyes of the slain are locked eternally
in the horrific final moment of their death
THE 420TH CRUSADE
THE 420TH CRUSADE
THE 420TH CRUSADE
THE 420TH CRUSADE
Rolling the doobies for the slaughter
We must get high for all the murder
Blazing it as we form ranks
Mighty warriors pledging allegiance to the dank
DANK DANK DANK DANK DANK DANK…….
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In Dank Purity
02:57
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IN DANK PURITY
Watching, waiting….
The wretched art that soon I'll be creating
is placating my abhorrent evil lust
my illness in the stillness
is worsened by voices so relentless
I can't resist their hideous and unyielding commandment
My victim's home alone, its late at night…
I have been studying her every movement
Smoking weed she did not notice me
sneaking into her dark apartment
So close I can smell her lovely skin
Bloodcurdling murder will soon begin
The gleam of the knife raised above my head
fills me with remorse it will be stained by bloodshed
I FEEL!
A wave of sick pleasure as I begin stabbing her
MURDER!
Gore showers on me I am filled with ecstasy
I FEEL!
A wave of sick pleasure as I begin stabbing her
ALL IN DANK PURITY
Gagging on blood, a quick struggle
her whimpering only makes me chuckle
I try to savor each and every moment
euphoric my face locked in an evil grin
I shall unlock the beauty deep within
her lungs still contain the smoke of her final toke
Insane, Psychotic
each slash and stab i find very erotic
A monster reveling in depravity
I can not control these urges
or when the demon inside reemerges
This violence is the only thing thats real within myself
I FEEL!
A wave of sick pleasure as I begin stabbing her
MURDER!
Gore showers on me I am filled with ecstasy
I FEEL!
A wave of sick pleasure as I begin stabbing her
ALL IN DANK PURITY
Not done yet, so frantic i've become obsessed
breaking the ribs to open up her chest
Take time to admire the heavenly organs
cannot wait to poke a small hole in her lung
inhale the smoke inside this pretty one
my repugnant vision is now done……
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Final Exhalation
02:53
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FINAL EXHALATION
Feel the blood flow out your veins as you start to die
See the deep wounds in your wrists
a gruesome suicide…..
Life is slipping away but it isn't over yet
theres one last moment before you breathe the final breath
Exhale the smoke inside then gaze within the cloud
behold the vision so hideous and foul
The vapor takes shape into a grotesque face
eerie glowing green eyes
now are loathsomely gazing upon you
Terror that shakes you to your very soul
so close now to the brink of death
as your body begins to grow cold
a ghastly voice speaks
"Eternal damnation awaits upon the final exhalation"
"Eternal damnation awaits upon the final exhalation"
Slowly your heart stops beating, Eyes close now forever
the light does not come, this demon of reefer
Devours your soul, cursing it to the void
Another stoner claimed for its hellish master
Feel the blood flow out your veins as you start to die
See the deep wounds in your wrists
a gruesome suicide…..
Life is slipping away but it isn't over yet
theres one last moment before you breathe your final breath
Exhale the smoke inside then gaze within the cloud
behold the vision so hideous and foul
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Chronic Breed
04:46
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CHRONIC BREED
Death is all around me..
the battle rages on in the year 4020
Taken prisoner by weed overlords
I fear for my life and have lost all hope of being saved
they feast on our flesh
taking their revenge
the screams of pain and anguish
is all I can hear surely it will drive me insane
insane insane insane insane insane!!
Kill me..
locked in a cage
so confused and cold
what horrors are awaiting?
how has this become my fate?
Dragged from the cage by a rusty hook through my ribcage
to be hung over a flame to cook
I feel my body burning
Intense anguish takes hold as
my organs begin melting
Screaming in pain as I die
the fetid odor of charred flesh fills the sky
All to feed
The chronic breed…
My smoldering corpse
Devoid of all life is thrown crassly into a
giant grinder
My remains made into the perfect fertilizer to feed
the Sativa Queen
Ancient cruel leader that gave birth to these foul pot creatures
This offering
pleases their master
Humans are on the menu now!
Sickening bright green ooze
seeps out the eggs sacks
Harvested by the slaves
High grade this mucus
coveted, treated as a delicacy
a holy gift to the queens addicted army
Day by Day the eggs hatch with no end in sight
the world is barren waste
populated with her vile spawn
all life faces its extinction
all to feed the chronic breed!
The chronic breed…
Kill me..
locked in a cage
so confused and cold
what horrors are awaiting?
how has this become my fate?
Dragged from the cage by a rusty hook through my ribcage
to be hung over a flame to cook
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IN BATTLE THERE IS NO POT
Begin the training,Your strength must grow
My ancient wisdom will now live through you
OBEY! I am your master
BOW! You lack discipline
Control the power that grows within you
a great warrior shall you soon become
The final lesson that will be taught
In battle there is no pot!
Every thousand years a tournament is held
in the realm of strife
there you must fight for your life
Fighters from far off lands wage combat to the death
For the prize of very dank hydroponic herb
With focused mind and deadly strikes
prove yourself to the gods
rising up the honored ranks to face one final foe
Welcome warriors! The gods of pain have brought us here to honor them with blood! Let the fight begin!
The ultimate test of your will has come
you step into the pit showing no fear
Wise ones gather to witness
the climactic confrontation
the crowd begins to murmur a skunky smell fills your nostrils
they open the gates to allow the champion to enter
Behold the behemoth of bud
its gnashing jaws its ripping claws
tearing at your flesh
blood spills to the ground,
hopelessly you try to fight
At the last moment before you surely die
You manage to see a torch blazing nearby
REACH!
it is in your grasp
FLAME!
Now a weapon
Ignite!
the vile creature
as it burns you somehow survive
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Grass Obliteration
03:20
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GRASS OBLITERATION
My out of control obsession with cheefing tons of weed
has made me antisocial, I have been cast from society
soon I will have my revenge on those that kept me down
I will not rest until the whole worlds burning
Building a machine perfect for killing
certain death is coming for all those who oppose me
I am hostile! I am armed!
with a powered exoskeleton
bringing bullet proof pain
converted engine burning the methane from Cannabis
the pistons pump so perfectly on T.H.C
turrets fully loaded
Targets have been locked
My fingers on the trigger
Bring forth my havoc!
People screaming the police can do nothing
Carnage, destruction
my day of retributions begun
Slaughtering my tormentors
Laughing at the blood and gore
this anguish that I feel inside
I feel no longer when I watch them die!
GRASS OBLITERATION!
GRASS OBLITERATION!
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7. |
Left Hand Pass
03:18
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LEFT HAND PASS
Dark knowledge long have I sought but have not found
the magic spells and incantations that would astound
my research has led me to find a decrepit library
Lost in time, buried by puritans fearing its witchcraft
Will this be the key to unlocking what i have been looking for?
I must go this is the only way to satisfy my dark desire
I go Deep into the forest near the town of salem
In An overgrown passage awaits salvation
In darkest night I walk alone upon this trail
The pale moonlight reflects the glow of evil sigils
I cut my palm and drip warm blood onto the altar
A door is revealed, the passageway beckons me inside
I am afraid this ghostly entrance is where i will Die
Stepping down the staircase and through the cobwebs
The foul smell of death fills me with dread
This place left undisturbed for ages contains the dust covered pages
Of the NECRONOMICHRON™
I make sure to speak the words precisely so the spells will work
cannot fail or I am sent to Hell
Inside the circle I stand the ritual has now began
The ritual has now began!
The room goes cold as I read the incantation
ever word spoken brings me such strange sensations
countless ghostly spirits unleashed suddenly
chaotically swirling around me
"Bring forth the lord of flies I seek his offerings, hear my command!"
A horrific demon appears
in a burst of flame to do my bidding
I command it to bring me a joint of hells sativa
From a bag made of human flesh it pulls out a doober
I spark it up making sure to pass it with my left hand
The joke was on me
that joint was all stems and seeds
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Effigy of the Forgetful
03:32
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EFFIGY OF THE FORGETFUL
Nightmares torment me
evil visions of death
Why must these terrors relentlessly infect my mind
A nightmare from which I can never escape
Am I now doomed to never awake?
to never awake…….
In the haze of my restless slumber
a ghastly sight appears before me
a thousand maggot infested burnt out stoners
foul rotting dead exhumed from the soil
All of them nailed to unholy crosses
a grotesque homage to the dark lord
paralyzed in fear I must now watch
this evil effigy to the forgetful raised to the sky
their stomachs bloat with worms
I vomit at the sight and smell
when the corpses begin to spill out all their innards
showering guts
a fountain of blood
a lake of pus
only the sound of my own screaming
can be heard during this brutal display
EFFIGY OF THE FORGETFUL
Overtaken with shock I begin twitching
My mind cannot comprehend this vile beauty
I am Reduced to nothing,
My fragile grip on sanity slips away
I fall to my knees pleading for mercy
I know the gods of this realm are only laughing
hooded figures surround me
An empty cross awaits
My destiny…..
Nightmares torment me
evil visions of death
Why must these terrors relentlessly infect my mind
Never escape….
I will never awake…. never awake…..
never awake….
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PAPYRUS CONTAINING THE SPELL TO PROTECT ITS POSSESSOR AGAINST ATTACKS FROM HE WHO IS IN THE BONG WATER
Sativa master, Mighty lord of weed ( mighty lord of weed)
Please grant your knowledge unto me
The foul bringer of bud shall be reborn in the smoke (reborn in the smoke)
invoke holy spirit of the one most dank
Long have we
traveled seeking
weed most devine
We must get high
you stand upon necks of authority
At each side the bongs of chaos
thousands of dead shall lay before me
roasting the bones of our enemy…. the enemy….
"READ FROM THE PAPYRUS CONTAINING THE SPELL TO PROTECT ITS POSSESSOR AGAINST ATTACKS FROM HE WHO IS IN THE BONG WATER"
Protection from the loathsome non smokers we seek
Oh great one of exalted herb please bestow us with your dank gifts
Bowls that burn the souls of the slain
Praise to the altars of glass
Bless us with your exhalation
Open your holy lungs
savage and unmerciful
laying waste to everything
primordial anger
now unleashed!!
you stand upon necks of authority
At each side the bongs of chaos
thousands of dead shall lay before me
roasting the bones of our enemy… the enemy…
"READ FROM THE PAPYRUS CONTAINING THE SPELL TO PROTECT ITS POSSESSOR AGAINST ATTACKS FROM HE WHO IS IN THE BONG WATER"
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THE FIENDS THAT COME TO STEAL THE WEED OF THE DECEASED
On a cold slab growing cold in my morgue
two stoners dead from asphyxiation
an experiment in smoking marijuana gone wrong
led them to choke on the smoke
I'm sure they thought they could handle it
a 40 ft bong packed with an ounce
their heads blew off
In my profession I've seen a lot of things.
But nothing quite like this
but nothing like this…..
Searching through their pockets
I hit the jackpot
I pull out a small bag of herb
I stare at all the crystal covered buds
A maddening craving begins to take over
I must taste for myself
The lethal cheeba that brought these young stoners demise
I roll a small joint
the moment the smoke enters my lungs
I lose all sense of reality
Have I now gone crazy?
Strange colors and shapes unlike anything I have ever seen
Make me fall to the floor in a quivering heap
Thoughts and sensations so strange I fear I have gone insane
Am I dead Am I alive?
Panic overtakes me I want this torture to end
I grab a nearby scalpel and ram it into my neck
My white lab coat is quickly turning to red
My sweet release is coming soon when I am dead
when I am dead….. When I am dead……
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Cannabis Corpse Richmond, Virginia
CANNABIS CORPSE was founded by Landphil and Hallhammer in the summer of 2006. The band was a heart felt tribute to smoking pot and crushing death metal.
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